Come and Receive.
You Shalt Be Taken Unto the Light.

genesis one

First God made heaven & earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters. And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters." And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. And God said, "Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear." And it was so. God called the dry land Earth, and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. And God said, "Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth." And it was so.

24 comments:

  1. i think u could do better.

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  2. i like the fruit trees bearing frut thing

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  3. God- why even write about a place that nobody is that into anyway. Firmament makes it sound twice as cool as it really is. It’s just the world. I don’t know what the big fucking deal is. You need to find another hobby besides blogging, because you need to find something you're good at.

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  4. @ tha goat: you so don't know shit that it makes me laugh. thanks. i needed a smile today.

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  5. @ GOD Really?? I wasn't at an opening party Monday night for that lame ass shit hole filled with sucky whiggers? Everybody was totally into the darkness on the face of the deep and then you came and fucked with it. Let there be light my ass. I’ve seen better light shows at fucking Marquee. Suck my balls.

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  6. tha goat - Your pitiful existence and rude comments are completely uncalled for. God is actually the creator of everything. Although I guess you HATE everything because you’re a stupid F#@K. It must be sad in your pathetic miserable little world where you have nothing better to do then leave insults on the internet. I feel sorry for you.

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  7. Big ups to God for creating heavan and earth. You rock!

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  8. Many universes employ PR folk to post defense comments on blogs like this. That's likely where the anon comment comes from. Heaven and earth is just another wannabe hangout for attention-starved zombies.

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  9. @ lotsa sweat: Attention-starved zombies, just like all of NYC. LOL. Nice job there, God, you incompetant hack.

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  10. @ lotsa sweat: Attention-starved zombies, just like all of NYC. LOL. Nice job there, God, you incompetant hack.

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  11. Just a bunch of finance douches and ugly girls hanging around. NYC is so overrated it's not even funny. Los Angeles has ten times the nightlife and women that NYC will ever have.

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  12. Dear NYC Sucks,

    Abe Lincoln once said "'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

    You revealed your ingnorance the minute you decided to post such a foolish comment. You can have your 2am bar closings/bleach blond bimbos/celeb worshipping hell hole of a city. NYers could give two shits if you like us, but if you don't then get the F out.

    Thank you,

    Richie B

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  13. Richie B,

    you're the typical arrogant New Yorker who's jealous of Los Angeles because of superior weather and beautiful women. unlike NYC, where you might see a gorgeous woman at rose bar or 1OAK once in a while, in L.A. they're everywhere and in great shape. the NYC women are pale, in terrible shape, and carry expensive handbags to cover up for their physical insecurities.
    regarding nightlife, the L.A. scene blows away anything NYC has to offer.

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  14. Thats the problem with idiots from the West Coast you go to clubs you read are fucking cool because you are all posers. We are style personified and you, well you are the idiots that take what we did two years ago and pay retail for it. Hey douche that vest looks really cool with that vintage T and Isreali looking scarf. Fucking idiot. Les Deux Hyde, hahahaha. Yeah great fucking spots. You have trashy women and even trashier faux celebrities. We have smart classy women with better style wit and intelligence.
    But I digress I am sure all this hate is because you probably have a lot of money and you realize that unlike LA that still can't get you fucking laid in NY. Listen poser come out with me one night I will show you how its done you can bring your tool friends so they can learn a thing or two as well.
    You have officially just been worked, shut your computer off and think about that!

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  15. stop fronting man. i've already been to NYC's hottest spots, like rose bar, 1OAk, bungalow 8, socialista, and goldbar. the quality of women there pale in comparison to Los Angeles. Also, NYC is so freaking dirty! i mean, goodness sake. you guys have garbage bags lying on the streets, most of your buildings are dilapidated, and you guys live in tiny dirty apartments. come to the west coast and check out how rich people in L.A. and orange county live and party. it will blow you away, kid!

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  16. Woe to you, LA Sucks! Woe to you, NYC Sucks! For if the mighty works had been done in Tyre and Sidon which were done in you, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.

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  17. Ha naaa I was going to respond harshly but this is an exercise in futility. You think our buildings are dilapidated and our girls are ugly. That just tells me that you enjoy everything I hate. Your dilapidated is my historic and real. Your hot girls in great shape is juicy sweats and fake tits, I don't find that attractive in fact I find it revolting. You are my antithesis, we will never see eye to eye because we are just different to our core. I gracefully bow out of this online match of wits that you have engaged in so enthusiastically. I'll say it, you win, but then again as I sit in my amazing west village brownstone apartment later today with a smart beautiful women with real tits I won't even remember this happened. But please have fun watching reruns of Real World Hollywood tonight buddy!

    Go LA!

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  18. does NYC have any nightlife venues that match what L.A. has to offer? if you can think of some, let me know.

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  19. Good come back idiot. You have made 0 good points in your argument dude. Name one good place in LA that matches NY is more like it.

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  20. i go back and forth to la and ny every month. la is lame and a city of posers and dbags. there is one business out there and its all anyone talks about. there are a few places to go and thats it. in ny theres a bar on every corner. its retarded to compare the two.
    you can live in la for nothing and still live pretty comfortable. just cant do that in ny. la is like detroit with celebrities.

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  21. I can't believe you are comparing Detroit to LA and NYC. You guys can keep on arguing all you want and I'll be sitting in my only partially burnt down rowhouse (which I bought for only 10K) on an empty block in Downtown Detroit, talking to my illiterate, disgusting girlfriend who not only has fake tits but a prosthetic leg.

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